Vunja Mbavu

Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the

weekly collection they kept for themselves.

The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground,

stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the

circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed

outside the circle God kept.

The second priest claimed that his method was almost the same,

except that what landed outside the circle went to the priest

and the money that landed inside the circle God kept.

The rabbi said, "I've got you both beat. I throw ALL the money

into the air, and what God wants, God takes!"