WOMAN SUES DIDDY FOR $900 BILLION

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Diddy has been named in a bizarre $900 billion lawsuit by a woman who claims he crippled her children when he made the World Trade Center collapse in 2001. According to the suit, which was posted byRadarOnline.com, Diddy is responsible, along with his former girlfriend Kim Porterand famed LAPD assault victim Rodney King, for seriously injuring Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks and her children.

"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down," Turks alleges. "Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair."

Turks alleges she has a 23-year-old son with Diddy, who she says date raped her 24 years ago. The lawsuit gets even more absurd, claiming Diddy stole a valuable casino chip from the woman, worth over "100 zillions of dollars," as well as her hospital keys.

"Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in," Turks continued. "I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."

While the case doesn't appear to have much basis in reality, a hearing date has reportedly been set for Monday, Jan. 31. Turks seeks $900 billion in child support, and a mere $100 billion to cover her lost income. No word on how many "zillions" Turks is asking for her crack addiction.

Meanwhile, Diddy is currently preparing for a guest role as an NYPD detective on the revamped CBS show 'Hawaii Five-O,' set to air this spring.