MAKONDAKTA WA DALADALA NA MAJIBU YAO

Na Bagasa Libe

Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za yesu.."
Konda: "Vunga wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..."
********************************

Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "We taahira nini, hao wengine wamekalia ndoo?! "
*******************************

Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu ziko za kutosha, tusikilize na zako!?"
*******************************

Abiria: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "Usituzingue wewe, shuka upande fridge...."
******************************

Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma,ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, sio muendaji!!! Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
********************************

Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "Zinabanana ndizi haziongei, kama ulitaka kujiachia si ungekodi treni peke yako!!!"
*******************************

Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?! Kama hamna sipandi..."
Konda: "Mpuuzi kweli, wa wapi wewe... Kama ulikuwa unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako!!?"