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Friday, May 29, 2015

We've are not done yet. Not for a Country of 40 Million People. And 42 tribes…That roughly means that we probably have a million people for every tribe. Cute,right? So brace Yourselves for more. Cuz there's more!
So far,we’ve counted down the sexiest Female Celebs in Kenya from the two big tribes…Kikuyuand Luo. But there are more bigger tribes. Yes,Yes,don’t lynch us yet. We know we’re obligated to do one for the mighty Kalenjin nation. And Luhya. And yeah,Kamba too. Cause,ain’t Kambas just the shit?!
Less talk,more action….
Here now is the LIST of the SEXIEST Female Celebs drawn from the expansive Kalenjin Nation.
This is the nation that produced Kenya’s second President who,were it not for the Act Of God,would have been still President. To date. Hehe. Also,this is the nation that is more famous for the traditional drink,Mursik. And also for it’s marathon prowess…And impressive track acumen.
Plus it’s the nation that has been said to be the biggest determining factor on who becomes President in Kenya. They hold the political card…And decide our political future. They’re Kenya’s Iowa.
Well..Well…For a nation so huge and mighty and talented and politically powerful,Here are the TEN SEXIEST LADIES from that community!
And,Boss….These Mamas…Errrr,wacha tu. Number 6 and 7 are actually sisters! Oh Yes...You read along.

1. MAUREEN KOECH
Ulalaaaaa….this is the very very very hot ka-mrembo who used to act in that defunct KTN soap Lies That Bind. I actually wrote a very lengthy,libido-laden piece about this girl some 2 years ago…And it really,really went viral. I called her my official Crush in 2013. And guess what? 2 years later,she’s still my crush.
Lord! Isn’t she beautiful? Dead beautiful? Dangerously beautiful? Heavenly,sweet,angelic,hot,sizzlin’ and dangerously sexy!? Swear she is! She’s also a singer…And also won that Continental AMVCA Award…And traveled all the way to Nigeria to collect her trophy…
Well,that’s why she deserved the Number One slot! Cuz Girl is THE QUEEN OF RIFT VALLEY! No questions about that! Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
2. TERRY ANN CHEBET

Terryann is the Citizen TV Business News Anchor...And also an events MC,a mother an a very sexy MILF. Terryann combines her sexiness with her very astute brain,sharp fashion sense,impeccable TV hosting skill,cool demenour,well-manicured private life and those sexy weaves and wigs she so usually pulls off.
And if You’ve seen her MC,as I have,You will agree that this lass can slay. And kill. She’s quite The Boss. Oh,what a sexy Boss!

3. MERCY KANDIE

She’s based in Eldoret…And she is the Rift Valley reporter for KTN. And brutha,this girl’s another lil sexy thing! Lord have Mercy! Besides the stories that she sometimes does…some of which can be,ummm,serious aaaand,not so sexy,You should see Mercy on her off day. She dresses to kill. And sure,she does kill.
Not only is she a super reporter but also very very beautiful. Genuinely beautiful. And sweet. And seeeeexxxxyyyyyy! Look at that smile. Just look at it. Mercy,Mercy Me!
4. MERCY CHERONO



Here comes the sex bomb! Sometimes last year,some Kenyan athlete blew away the whole Nation…Not with her track conquests-which were very impressive by the way-but by her beauty. That sheer beauty.
Let’s face it,Kenyan Female athletes are usually NOT hot. Not at all. All they need to do is win a race and go home…But not for Mercy Cherono. Besides winning that 5,000 meters Gold Medal in Glasgow,Kenyans immediately sat up to admire this hot thing on the podium.
We had not seen such a gorgeous,gorgeous local athlete before. Twitter went abuzz…So did Facebook. Blogs came calling. Newspapers,too. Cherono was Crowned MOST BEAUTIFUL Kenyan Athlete. And she shyly accepted the Crown.
Girl deserves to be on this list. Not just for her hard-to-beat beauty…..But also for the many,many Gold Medals she’s won for Kenya! Go Girl!
5. WARIDI

No,this is NOT Kawira of Papa Shirandula. She’s Waridi…Formerly of Tahidi High,the long-running TV drama on Citizen TV. Waridi has since left Tahidi High…But her beauty,gorgeousness and sexy allure still rocks…Many years down the line.
Clean-shaven,and with the bust of a Beverly Hills TV star,Waridi,real name Barbara Chepkoech,is truly every man’s dream. Bedroom dream,mostly.
She’s an accomplished actress,events host,model,enterprenuer and men killer…And brutha,she’s still murdering us! Tahidi High or not. Damn! I want sum’ o’ doz titties…6. VANESSA CHETTLE



Vanessa is a socialite. And if You don’t know her,kindly please,go collect your Retirement Benefits. And log off this website! Now!
Were it not for the ferociousness of Vera Sidika and the absolute,shameless notoriety of Huddah Monroe,Vanessa Chettle would’ve been the NUMBER ONE Kenyan Socialite…But even though the crown’s taken,Vanessa still stands out. Oh Lord! Look at that body…And that smile….And that bust…And those eyes…And that sweet ka-ass. Kid,hapa hakuna mchezo! She’s as moto as hell! And also as sinful as hell,too!
Salute to tha Bitch! She be smokin’…Like a fresh Egyptian Shisha. Oh,Chettle is just her creative play on her actual Kalenjin name,Cherono. Hehe.
7. FRANCENE CHETTLE

She’s Vanessa Chettle’s elder siz. And even though we don’t really know what she does for a living,let’s just say,she’s always with her more-famous sister. And always around her. Partying,smoking,screaming,posing for pics. And acting all ratchet. In ALL events!
But because we don’t really know her that much,let me blow You away with this photo of her…
Look at that photo. Just look at that photo. And then,look at it. AGAIN! Gai Fafa!
8. SAGE

She’s not just Rabbit’s Baby Mama…But also a veeeeeery very fine singer…Famous for that Octopizzo collabo,So Alive.
Bro,this mama is gifted. Oh,very gifted! And once again,Congrats Rabbit for sweepin’ this mtoto off her feet. And then dumpin’ her sexy ass! Haha! At least we get to thirst after her now…Cuz,I’m assuming she’s still single. Assuming.
I’m sure ya’ll wondering why Sage is in this list,sindio? That’s because You dunno her Kalenjin name,sindio? Well,her real name is Barbara Chemutai Ng’eno.
Happy? Now,go back to fappin’….To her voice. Or pics…Whichever You find first.
9. CHEBET KORIR



I don’t know much about this mama…neither do You. But her claim to fame is that she is a writer at the Uhuru Kenyatta-owned PEOPLE NEWSPAPER…Specifically for the Spice Magazine pullout. That means she’s knee-deep in the entertainment industry. Right!?
Ok,Chebet is not just very super sexy,classy,fashionable and inviting,she’s also a fashionista. And a bike enthusiast. Bike enthusiast? A girl who loves bikes!??? Damn! Isn’t that the Universal code for SEXINESS!??! It is! Hands down!
10. JACQUELINE JERUTO KOMEN

She’s the Reigning MISS TOURISM 2014/2015 Title Holder! If that doesn’t say hot,sexy,sassy,attractive and blazin I don’t know what does! Plus look at that smile…Just look at it.
I ain’t got much to say here…Let the smile speak for her. And,ummm,that shining CROWN ON HER FREAKIN’ HEAD

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