CHEKA UNENEPE

Mshikaji mmoja alikuwa amekaa na dingi yake, akamwona demu wake anakuja, dingi alikuwa mkali sana, ili kuua soo, mazungumzo yao yalikuwa kama hivi:

MSHIKAJI: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu cha speak English, my father doesn’t know?

DEMU: Yeah! Na kile cha where should I wait 4 u?

MSHIKAJI: Dah! Hicho hakipo labda kile cha wait 4 me under the coconut tree.

DEMU: Sawa, ila usisahau na kile cha I ‘m giving u 10min.

MSHIKAJI: Yeah! Nita…ta…kupa na kile cha I won’t let u down.

DINGI:Mbona vingi sana , atavisoma kweli?

MSHIKAJI: Aaaaaah! Huyu anasoma sana vitabu ndio anatuongoza darasani.

DINGI: Basi mpe na kile I’m not that much stupid na kile cha I have understood everything u spoke.